do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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