I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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