She's JV to your varsity
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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