Me. At least after what I've been through.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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