That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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