I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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