i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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