it was like eating out sand paper
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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