I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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