windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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