so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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