He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
This is the high leading the old right now
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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