did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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