she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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