Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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