i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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