Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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