Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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