I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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