we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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