So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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