I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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