You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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