I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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