Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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don't judge my taste in strippers
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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