woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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