So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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