he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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