My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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