Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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