Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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