there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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