margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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