i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He has the fingertips of a God
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