she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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