Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
We got so high we made milksteak
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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