so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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