Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
