Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Nicole vs. Life
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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