Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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