i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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