its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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