I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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