At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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