the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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