She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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