Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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