their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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