it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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