so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Pants are for mortals
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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