all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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