Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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