i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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