Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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