Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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