bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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