singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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